If you haven't heard, two local goobers tried to steal my bike at Tuesday night's practice. To make a long story long, I saw the whole thing, watched them make the attempt, and I moved-in on them and they were caught. I'm a peaceful guy but the one in the blue shirt got roughed up a little bit before the rest of the guys in the pits came over.
The police were called, the thiefs were charged with Criminal Trespass and if they ever come to the track again, they will be arrested.
I can guarantee you these guys have stolen bikes from Bremen before. If you had a bike stolen from the track and it was never recovered, these two pukes were probably in on it.
I would like to have their photos put in the local newspaper if anyone knows someone at the Bremen local newspaper (if there is such a thing).
Keep your bike/stuff locked up if you are not going to be standing right there at it during practice or racing.
I knew not to leave it long, so, I came back from watching some guys practice quickly and saw those fools standing around my van and the bike and just sort of looking around. I'm no fool, I knew what they were up to. So, I casually went by them and stood about 100 feet away and just watched for a couple of minutes.
The shirtless wonder was the "look-out goober" and the blueshirted stuperman was the thief. When he sat on the bike and pulled out the kickstarter I swiftly headed right over there and yanked his a$$ off of it and clocked him upside his waterhead with my Arai helmet (visor nut broken/lost because of it).
He was either drunk or high, from his sluggish actions. I grabbed his crappy shirt and slung him on the ground and commenced to stomping and kicking him in the ribs and head. My Rx Oakleys went flying off and everything. Too bad I didn't have my riding boots on. (once again, I'm a peaceful person)...
After people in the pits heard some commotion, yelling, dust clouds on the ground, some other riders and their friends came over and we had a grand old time harrassing this idiot and verbally "chatting" with him.
King Kelly came over and the police were called. Then the huge rainstorm came so we carried it up to the front shop/garage.
ANYWAY, their photos are shown below. If you know these sorry excuses for "people" let them know they are being watched.
Keep your stuff locked or hire a Doberman to sit next to it if you leave.



The police were called, the thiefs were charged with Criminal Trespass and if they ever come to the track again, they will be arrested.
I can guarantee you these guys have stolen bikes from Bremen before. If you had a bike stolen from the track and it was never recovered, these two pukes were probably in on it.
I would like to have their photos put in the local newspaper if anyone knows someone at the Bremen local newspaper (if there is such a thing).
Keep your bike/stuff locked up if you are not going to be standing right there at it during practice or racing.
I knew not to leave it long, so, I came back from watching some guys practice quickly and saw those fools standing around my van and the bike and just sort of looking around. I'm no fool, I knew what they were up to. So, I casually went by them and stood about 100 feet away and just watched for a couple of minutes.
The shirtless wonder was the "look-out goober" and the blueshirted stuperman was the thief. When he sat on the bike and pulled out the kickstarter I swiftly headed right over there and yanked his a$$ off of it and clocked him upside his waterhead with my Arai helmet (visor nut broken/lost because of it).
He was either drunk or high, from his sluggish actions. I grabbed his crappy shirt and slung him on the ground and commenced to stomping and kicking him in the ribs and head. My Rx Oakleys went flying off and everything. Too bad I didn't have my riding boots on. (once again, I'm a peaceful person)...
After people in the pits heard some commotion, yelling, dust clouds on the ground, some other riders and their friends came over and we had a grand old time harrassing this idiot and verbally "chatting" with him.
King Kelly came over and the police were called. Then the huge rainstorm came so we carried it up to the front shop/garage.
ANYWAY, their photos are shown below. If you know these sorry excuses for "people" let them know they are being watched.
Keep your stuff locked or hire a Doberman to sit next to it if you leave.


